John told us some jokes tonight. Listed below are a few of John’s jokes.

How does an ice pop turn into a tiger?
It eats stripes.

How does a couch turn into a door?
Because they are both made out of wood.

How does a dog turn into a people?
He eats lettuce.

How does a night turn into a house?
Because it’s dark outside…and dark inside.

How does a clown turn into a doorknob?
Because they are both made out of gold.

How does an ice pop turn into a house?
They are both the same color!

He started with the first one listed above and I have to admit I was laughing so hard I got the hiccups and I started to cry. After seeing my reaction before he would tell his next joke he would say “this is my joke and it is super duper duper silly!”