This morning I asked John to get me his lunch bag. He brought his book bag into the kitchen and started pulling stuff out of it. He got distracted and started looking at his paperwork. I asked him again for his lunch bag and he says “I can’t find it!” We finally figured out that Daddy forgot his lunch bag at school. I told him that he could use Gillian’s old lunch bag (it’s bright pink). He said “That’s ok. I won’t go then.” Yes. You read that right. He decided it would be better to stay home than to bring a different lunch bag. I did find another lunch bag. He didn’t have to bring the pink one to school.