I got home tonight and I could hear the shower running.  I went upstairs and was surprised to see that John was in the shower (I had assumed that it was Gillian).  I asked Daddy what happened.  He said “Go look at John’s clothes.”  John’s pants were disgusting.  They were covered in dirt.  I again asked Daddy what happened.  He said “We have a boy!”  John explained to us what happened at dinner tonight,  “I was digging in the dirt.  We were looking for rocks.  We wanted to build a tower.  And we were going to make the tower out of rocks and then cover it in sand.”

When I saw Gillian tonight, she pulled a piece of mulch out of her pocket.  She grinned and handed it to me.  “I got this for you!”  Then she realized that Daddy was standing next to me, she said “For you and Daddy.”  Daddy told me that when he picked Gillian up from school today she ran over to him and said “I found a rock for you and Mommy.”  Daddy looked at the item in her open hand and said “It’s not a rock, it’s mulch.”  Gillian paused, thought it over and said “I keep it!”

I love my little boy and my mulch hoarder.