I keep our bowl of Easter candy on top of the hutch. After dinner tonight, John asked for some candy for dessert. I got up and reached for the bowl. Meanwhile, John pushed his chair over to the hutch. I told him “You can’t reach it even on top of the chair.” He tried and couldn’t. He said “You know what? We need the 16th president! He could reach it. He’s like taller than the ceiling!” I said “I’m not sure he is that tall.” John grinned and said “Yea. He’s really tall and he wore a tall hat too!” I said “I’m going to find out how tall Abraham Lincoln was.” After a quick internet search, I discovered that Abraham Lincoln was 6’4″. I told John. And he said “See! I told ya!” I said “We should find out how all Uncle Bob is. I bet he is as tall as Abraham Lincoln!” John was doubtful. I texted Uncle Bob. And he is 6’4″ too! But John said “Lincoln is taller. Because of his hat!” But Uncle Bob said “Hats don’t count.” John said “But hats make him LOOK taller!” Uncle Bob said “Hats don’t count.” John laughed and came up with a new theory, “Uncle Bob is bald and Lincoln had hair. His hair makes him taller.” Uncle Bob said “No. I’ve got hair. And Lincoln was bald. That’s why he wore a hat.” And then I sent him a picture of Lincoln and said “Not true!”