Tonight, John was in the shower, Gillian was in her room reading and I was folding laundry. I heard a noise and I yelled to Gill “What was that?” She said “It wasn’t me. It was John.” So I pop my head into the bathroom and ask “John, what was that noise?” He said “What noise?” I said “It sounded like you dropped something. Did you drop something?” He said “No. I didn’t drop anything.” By this point I peeked thru the curtain to look at him. He stared at me with a blank look and something finally clicked. He said “Oh the cup fell before.” This kid.